adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
"you’re too pretty for tattoos!"
"tattoos are so trashy!"
"you’re too young to get something so permanent!"
"if you get one, why not put it somewhere where nobody can see it?"
"you’ll ruin your future if you get one!"